nixieteeth:

nixieteeth:

nixieteeth:

nixieteeth:

LEVEL 11 TEACHER PANIC EVENT

KID WROTE “MPREG VORTEX” ON THEIR DOODLE PAD AT LUNCH CLUB

I ASKED THEM TO PUT IT AWAY

ANOTHER KID MUST HAVE SMELLED MY HORROR

ASKED “MS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS”

SAMANTHA YOU ARE THIRTEEN WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS

@too-many-muses I went full on startled prey mode 😭 I froze, shook my head way too quickly and then started aggressively cleaning the whiteboard lmaooo

don’t you fucking DARE I cannot go down in history as the omegaverse teacher

I know for a fact that they think tumblr is dead as they have told me I look like used to have tumblr before it disappeared lmao

catchymemes:

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

will report back later on how this goes!

patheticspineless:

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

vamprisms:

if i can’t play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

vamprisms:

if i can’t play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

chrispineofficial:

cahootings:

earthgirl616:

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

hasufin:

liberalsarecool:

This is real parents’ choice, not the BS “Parents choice for mine AND yours” that Mommy Fascism League supports.

The 51 kids should not dictate what books/media the other 29,949 have access.

The vast majority of book ban requests in the USA - nationwide - were initiated by twelve people.

That’s 12 unelected people trying to control what an entire country can read.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

6qubed:

aniseandspearmint:

anarchywoofwoof:

today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD

gotta put the sheep in the sheep chute to shoot the sheep

never have I ever seen a creature so passively Not Having A Good Time before

When a lamb is stuck it’ll just Sit There. They won’t struggle unless they think they can get away.

#these poor things!#there HAS to be a better way

Poor things? They’re fine. This is like a baby in a car seat. The sheep are not in pain, they are not overly uncomfortable, they are not unusually scared. They probably are a bit annoyed. But this setup isn’t hurting them or straining their bodies in any way. It’s shaped specifically to hold their limbs out of the way without hurting their back, hips or shoulders. It’s ‘plastic cone on a cat with stitches’ level of inconvenient, for a handful of seconds, and it’s certainly much safer and easier than the other method (trying to restrain the lamb on the ground with your arms and knees while carefully giving it a delicate vaccination).

redpandarascal:

daddyfuckedme:

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

cabindemos:

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

andromerot:

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

momoiro-hime:

Flora’s outfits design: complete 💐 | Do NOT repost or use without permission.

savagegood:

“No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me… didn’t you?”

found family and some of the allegory in NIMONA (2023)